puppetamateur:

okay but consider these

• ‘oh my god im so sorry my dog usually doesnt jump up on people like this i have no idea what their deal is but also hey there’
• met while jumping into the same pile of freshly raked leaves in a park (alternatively, one jumps in and they met when no 2 kicks said pile of leaves)
• waiting behind you in line but ‘excuse you me did i just hear you talking shit about my favourite superhero there SON’
• 3am and the fire alarm in our apartment complex just went off let me lend you my jacket while we wait on the sidewalk
• it started as one game of ddr in a games acarde/convention and turned into a two hour long battle and i wont let you wiN
• 'it was raining so hard i wasnt paying attention as i ran into the side of your car/you/your umbrella but were both drenched now and also hey there’
• eating in the same diner every morning and the waitress ALWAYS mixes up our orders so why dont we just sit at the same table to save her the trouble
• well were both here to meet a mutual friend to hang out but they dropped out last second and this is awkward as shit huh
• 'im sorry but your headphones are so loud i can hear them from here and just what the crap do you think youre listening to thats so two thousand and late’
• 'wait, have we met before?’ 'no, i think i wouldve remembered’ just in any context just do it okay
• ghost hunters/haunted house/paranormal investigators au
• fLORIST AU